"I'm like the creepy, sociopathic asshole that everyone knows and loves."

So I'm back, and I realized I have the power to make almost anyone I want fall in love with me. It's crazy! My chick friends are jealous because when they make me their wing-man, I get all the dates and they get none because they find me more interesting. :) Ah, sweet victory indeed. *puts on a monocle* Indubitably. ;) MMMmmmhmmm I'm so friggin relaxed / aroused. I want someone to snuggle and maybe have a little fun with ;) Time to use that charm again.