If you TOUCH her wrong, I'll fucking hurt you.
If you LOOK at her wrong, I'll fucking hurt you.
If you TALK to her wrong, I'll fucking hurt you.
If you TREAT her wrong, I'll fucking hurt you.
If you THINK about her wrong, I'll fucking hurt you.
If you make her CRY, I'll gut your little weasel ass right where you stand and fucking kill you.