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I'm just me now.
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Posted by Deadtest - February 11th, 2009
Hey guys, that's right,
I'm a log, because logs
Are awesome, are you
Writing this down?!?!
Logs are cool and sexy,
And they are cylinders,
And cylinders are sexy
Too! Don't believe me?
Then ask your self this,
''Why am I talking to a
Log?'' Because I am an
Awesome log. Believe me yet?
Because that's the reason you
Are talking to a log is because
You think I am awesome.
So go home and tell your
Mommy you made a new
Friend and tell her I'm a
Log by the name of Loggy
McLoggerson and when
She laughs at your face
And asks why you would
Have a log as a friend just
Say, "Logs are sexy.'' Then
You may have to go to a
Mental hospital explaining
Why you told mommy that
You said logs are sexy and
The best part about having
A log for a BFF is the free
Straight jacket you get after
We meet. Oh and by the way,
If you really believe that a log
Is talking to you then you are
Crazy because I haven't said
A single thing to you. Also stop
Picking your nose you creep!!!!
Posted by Deadtest - February 8th, 2009
I'm falling off the railing,
You let go of my hand,
Kicked me off at first,
So why would I want you to save me?
I'm falling in the ocean,
Nothing and no one to save me,
A blow so intence to the water it could break spines,
Parilyzed it seems,
Could no one save me?
I'm drowning,
Then I see a face blurred to the point of being un able to know,
I grab it's hand,
It pulls me out of the cold, wet grave.
That hand was yours,
You save a life you almost took,
You could've let me suffer,
Best friends never let us suffer alone.
Who knew your best friend could almost be your killer?
